Dancing With The Stars Season 17 Champion
Amber Riley & Derek Hough
my eczema hasnt shown up for over a decade and now its back
My daddy hasnt shown up in over 2 decades… you think he’ll come back too?
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
1. The meaning behind my URL
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Tattoos I have
My cousin asked why I wasn’t eating turkey and I said I’m just not a big fan of turkey and he asked “what’re you, gay?” and I was like “well yeah but I don’t think that’s why I don’t like turkey” and that’s how I came out to my cousin, happy thanksgiving
My worst nightmare.
I imagine the email he was trying to send to his mom said “So mom… Which cream is best for my situation?”
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
Oh and let us forever remember “Oh you’re a lesbian!? what man hurt you?” Because a woman can’t possibly not be sexually attracted to men by nature… A man has to have caused your sexual preference!
Kerry Washington (with Ray Liotta and Dennis Haysbert) photographed by Victoria Will at the Sundance Film Festival, 25th January 2011 [2/2]
My lady parts will always quiver for Kerry Washington
Shameless Meme —->Non-romantic/non-sexual relationships (3/5)
- Kevin Ball and Lip Gallagher
FUCK… I… CAN’T… EVEN!